84. Oh My God！

Two animals， Porky the pig and Donald the duck， see something strange to them.

P： What’s that four-legged furry thing？

D： Beats me. Why don’t you get him to tell us who he is？

P： OK， Let me try. Hey！ Hi， idiot.

D： Hey， Porky！ Look at the tag hanging around its neck. It says G-O-D， God！ You’re in big trouble.

P： Oh， please forgive me. I didn’t mean to call you an idiot， God.

D： Wait a minute！ I read the tag backwards. It says D-O-G. DOG？

P： Oh my God！ What a relief！ By the way， where did you learn to read English？

D： Uh… I’d better not say.