112 You’ve Got to Be Kidding！

Walter answers the door at his home.

（S = stranger； W = Walter）

S： Hi！I’m from Russia. My name is Vodka. I want to marry your wife.

W： With a name like that， I’m not sure she’ll want to marry you.

S： So， what kind of man does she like？

W： You need to be strong， handsome and have a good sense of humor.

S： No problem. I guess I qualify then.

W： You’ve got to be kidding！ One look at you and my wife is bound to burst out laughing.

S： Where is she anyway？ Can I meet her？

W： I’m afraid she might kick the bucket before me if she meets you. Goodbye！

S： What a jerk！